English: Do response for a "sarcastic how-to". Write how to be something/ do something in a way our generation would describe it. So no logic involved.
English: Also, find an oxymoron
Math: if you're not finish, complete pg.325 #3,6,7,8,10,13,15 in the textbook
French: Get your homophones test signed
Music: Finish Music composition for Monday